Kategorie: funny

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. „You’ve got to help me! There’s a giant gray thing in…

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite…

Q. What does a woman’s asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, „I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.“ Well,…

A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him…

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while…