Kategorie: funny

Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)

A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken…

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate…

„Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?“ „No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.“

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. „Look at their…

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just…

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then…