Kategorie: funny

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate…

„Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?“ „No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.“

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. „Look at their…

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just…

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of…

„I was married 3 times“ explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, „and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died…

What’s the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

What did the egg say to the boiling water? „How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a…