Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, „Man! If I don’t move some furniture this month, I’m going to lose my ass.“The second salesman says, „Watch your mouth! There’s a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend, m’aam.“The woman looks at him and says, „That’s OK. I’m a hooker. If I don’t move some ass this month, I’m going to lose my furniture!“
