Januar 6, 2021 Standing At The Gates Of Heaven Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had…
Januar 6, 2021 At The Pearly Gates Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to…
Januar 6, 2021 Gates gets punishment Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, „Well Bill, I’m really confused…
Januar 6, 2021 Punishment for Gates Satan greets him: „Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and…
Januar 6, 2021 Gates and Lightbulb Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting and makes darkness the standard.
Januar 6, 2021 When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven… When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.“Sorry, old man,“ Peter said, „But I can’t let you in. You…
Januar 6, 2021 St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven… St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, „You were a good woman. I’m giving you a nice halo.“Mother Theresa…