Januar 6, 2021 Troubles getting into heaven Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said „Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven.“The Muslims said…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting Old Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then. I…
Januar 6, 2021 You Know You're Getting Older When You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting a date. There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date….
Januar 6, 2021 Getting what you ask for! A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting the Recipe Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last summer. He had a delightful time sampling the cusine in…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting The Story Straight When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting revenge with marriage |Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: „When I’m dead…
Januar 6, 2021 Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of… Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He decided to hold a contest…
Januar 6, 2021 This man was having problems getting it up to have sex… This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor for advice. The doctor…