At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, „Who here has ever seen a ghost?“ Most of the hands go up. „And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?“ About half the hands stay up.“OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?“ Three hands stay up; there’s a slight murmur in the crowd. „Gosh, that’s pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?“ One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. „Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had sexual contact with a ghost?“ The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, „Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you said „goat‘.“
