The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.“Oh my God,“ said the Queen, „that’s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?“The Doctor leading the tour explains; „I am sorry your highness, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill withsemen. If he doesn’t do that 5 times a day, they’ll explode, and he would die instantly.““Oh, I am sorry,“ said the Queen.On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex.“Oh my God,“ said the Queen, „what’s happening in there?“The Doctor replied, „Same problem, better health plan.“
