Januar 6, 2021 Cat Heaven One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, „You’ve lived a good life. If there…
Januar 6, 2021 Turmoil In Heaven Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshiper.The scandal was begun when a 21…
Januar 6, 2021 Up in Heaven A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then…
Januar 6, 2021 Pick Heaven or Hell One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived…
Januar 6, 2021 Qualifying for Heaven Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to…
Januar 6, 2021 Heaven And Hell In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell:…
Januar 6, 2021 This must be heaven |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, „You’re going to spend eternity with this…
Januar 6, 2021 Policemen in Heaven |St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?““I was…
Januar 6, 2021 Soldiers in Heaven |Little Willie asked his mother: „Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?““Of course they do!“ protested his mother. „What makes you ask?““There are so…
Januar 6, 2021 Get money to heaven |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, „You can?t take it with…