Two guys
are out hunting deer. The first
guy says, „Did you see that?“
„No,“ the second guy
says.
„Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,“ the first guy says.
„Oh,“
says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, The first guy
says, „Did you see that?“
„See what?“ the second guy
asks.
„Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over
there.“
„Oh.“
A few minutes later the first guy says:
„Did you see that?“
By now, the second guy is getting
aggravated, so he says, „Yes, I
did!“
And the first guy says: „Then
why did you step in it?“