A little boy goes up to his father and asks:“Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?“The father replies: „Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d have sex with the mailman for $500,000.“The boy goes and asks his mother: „Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?“ The mother replies: „Hell yes I would!“The little boy returns to his father: „Dad, she said ‚Hell yes I would!'“ The father then says: „Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she’d have sex with her principal for $500,000.“The boy asks his sister: „Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?“ The sister replies: „Hell yes I would!“He returns to his father: „Dad, she said ‚Hell yes I would!'“ The father answers: „Okay son, here’s the deal: Hypothetically, we’re millionaires, but in reality, we’re just living with a couple of whores.“
