More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don’t wanna go to.I’D LOVE TO BUT…… I have to go to court for kitty littering.“ … I have to jog my memory.“ … I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.“ … I have to rotate my crops.“ … I have to sit up with a sick ant.“ … I have to stay home and see if I snore.“ … I have to study for a blood test.“ … I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.“ … I prefer to remain an enigma.“ … I think you want the OTHER (fill in your name here).“ … I’m going to be old someday.“ … I’m going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.“ … I’m going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.“ … I’m having my baby shoes bronzed.“ … I’m trying to cut down.“ … I’m up to my eardrums in waxy buildup.“ … I’ve been traded to Cincinnati.“ … My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.“ … my favorite commercial is on TV.“ … My uncle escaped… again.“ … Oooo, having fun gives me prickly heat.“
