Januar 6, 2021 Saxophone jokes |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in the grip.Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and…
Januar 6, 2021 Trombone jokes |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q:…
Januar 6, 2021 Trumpet jokes |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuba jokes |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm.Q: What’s a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3…
Januar 6, 2021 Viola jokes |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.Q: What…
Januar 6, 2021 Bass jokes |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn’t tell the bass player which one.Q: How…
Januar 6, 2021 Musicians on a sinking ship |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.“Help!“ cried the cellist, „I can’t swim!““Don’t worry,“ said the violist, „just fake…
Januar 6, 2021 Drum joke Q & A |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don’t disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know…
Januar 6, 2021 Violin jokes |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like…
Januar 6, 2021 What is your IQ? |Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he’ll ask his guests what their I.Q. is–hopefully this…