Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 17/31 If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he’d depressurize. If he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 1/31 $HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain attached to a 9600…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 16/31 His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. — Thaves…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 15/31 His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock. His brain would rattle around in…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 14/31 Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly random-access. Her mental function can be…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 13/31 He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He fell out…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 12/31 Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one. Has an IQ one…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 11/31 Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors under load. Gives a lot of bull for somebody…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 31/31 Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 30/31 Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips over cordless phones. Truck can’t haul a full load. Trying…