Januar 6, 2021 The worm's got a salmon by the throat |MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his…
Januar 6, 2021 In West Kerry |In West Kerry, the wife commented, „When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You…
Januar 6, 2021 Monahan stumbled into a saloon |Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. „Say,“ he said to the bartender, „how tall is a penguin?“ „About two and a half feet.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Scorcher Murphy |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house…
Januar 6, 2021 trapped in a bog |Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly wandered by. „Help!“ Barty shouted, „Oi’m sinkin‘!“ Don’t worry,“ assured…
Januar 6, 2021 Pat and Jimmy-Joe |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, „Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?“ Pat said, „Well, I have and I haven’t.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Irishman went to a pet shop |Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. „We have 99“ replied the shop owner „Give us the…
Januar 6, 2021 Paddy and Seamus |It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt’n behind…
Januar 6, 2021 McQuillan walked into a bar |McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar…
Januar 6, 2021 spitting in the vase |“Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?“ „No, Nora, but I’m getting closer all the time !“