Jokes about Ireland

|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, „Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?“ Pat said, „Well, I have and I haven’t.“ His friend asked, „Shure, and what d’ye mean by that?“ Pat said, „It’s like this, y’see…I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another…it was neither of us.“