Kategorie: jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn’t give a hoot !

What is a parrot’s favorite game ? Hide and Speak !

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !