Kategorie: jokes

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my baby love…. !

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, „Dad, am I pure polar bear?“ The dad replies, „Sure you are son….

Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become?…

Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand !!

Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family…

Little Johnny ’s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the…

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I…

Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can’t carry the mother.