Kategorie: jokes

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a…

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. „Say,“ said Dewey, „Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin‘ ta night school ta…

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because…

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it?…

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it…