Kategorie: jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their…

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom…

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. „Well, Skip,“ said the scout, „Mum had only…

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “ my wife was reading a „tale of two cities“ and…

Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it’s a nappy time.