Kategorie: jokes

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “ my wife was reading a „tale of two cities“ and…

Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it’s a nappy time.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off….

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?