Kategorie: jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !

What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

What’s another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

What do owls sing when it is raining ? ‚Too wet to woo‘ !

What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !

What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !

What is a duck’s favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !