Kategorie: jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !

Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, „If we stand around here long enough, one of…

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. „Look in the lion’s mouth,“ the vet told him. „How do I do that?“ he…

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…

What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm? ‚Come and look at the rain, dear.‘

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to…