Kategorie: jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !

What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it’s sparrowchute !

What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !