Kategorie: jokes

I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. „What’s that for?“ she asked. „To make me beautiful,“ came the reply. Louise…

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.

Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it’s roamin‘ all over your face.

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.