Kategorie: jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face? A mousetache.

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. „What’s that for?“ she asked. „To make me beautiful,“ came the reply. Louise…

A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said „Why do…

A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his…

A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, „Pssst you come over here!“ He looks round and can see no…

A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said „Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!“ The dog said „Oh please…

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed…

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows. Farmer:…