Kategorie: jokes

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows. Farmer:…

Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.

A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?…

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in…

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, „Herman, I…

One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had…

A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he’s in need of petrol, the man…

For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have…

A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man „I can’t…

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was…