Kategorie: jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.

What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.