Kategorie: jokes

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it’s sparrowchute !

What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child…

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can’t guess who I am!