Kategorie: jokes

|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales!What fish…

|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An…

|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is…

|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him…

|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil…

|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as…

|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I’ve been shooting in my shorts!Q:…

|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you…

|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in…

|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should…