Kategorie: jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep…

You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise…

Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!

I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor….