Kategorie: jokes

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep…

You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise…

Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!

I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.