Kategorie: jokes

I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide…

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep…

Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it’s your bed. Oh, I’m all right at night, it’s in the day I have…

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley…