Kategorie: jokes

Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. „I’ve just bought a pig,“ said the first. „But where will you keep it?“ said…

When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.

Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it’s your bed. Oh, I’m all right at night, it’s in the day I have…

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley…

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.

What criminal doesn’t take baths? A dirty crook.

Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !