Kategorie: lawyer

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!What…

Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case in point: The following questions from lawyers were taken from…

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.“Doctor,“ she asks nervously, „can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?““Certainly,“ replies the doctor, „Where do you think…

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was…

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch – he couldn’t return to Earth.The first…

The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side…

A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver…

The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out…

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side….