Januar 6, 2021 Light bulb lawyers |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1:…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers on a jury |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning…
Januar 6, 2021 Unfit words to hear |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. „Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,“ instructed…
Januar 6, 2021 Keep that a secret |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach,…
Januar 6, 2021 Learning a lesson |A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to…
Januar 6, 2021 Who would steal? |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, „I have to go back…
Januar 6, 2021 What is his occupation? |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. „Tim, you be first,“ she said. „What does your mother…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the oldest profession? |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said,…
Januar 6, 2021 What's your wife's name? |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.“Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Space photography |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures…