Januar 6, 2021 What is the oldest profession? |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said,…
Januar 6, 2021 What's your wife's name? |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.“Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Space photography |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures…
Januar 6, 2021 I want to take money with me |As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of…
Januar 6, 2021 What is two plus two? |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was…
Januar 6, 2021 Who owns the cows? |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went to his father and asked if he…
Januar 6, 2021 Is there a way to thank you? |“How can I ever thank you?“ gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.“My dear woman,“ Darrow replied, „ever…
Januar 6, 2021 Leaving money for the dead |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his…
Januar 6, 2021 Here's your fee schedule |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.“Alright,“ the lawyer says looking through his papers. „You owe me $1000 down…
Januar 6, 2021 What should they get? |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth…