Januar 6, 2021 A precise location Attorney to witness: „And where was the location of the accident?“Witness: „Approximately milepost 499.“Attorney: „And where is milepost 499?“Witness: „About halfway between milepost 498…
Januar 6, 2021 A really cold morning Two men are meeting on the street.“It was very cold this morning.““How cold was it?“I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyerwith…
Januar 6, 2021 Question: What is 1 + 2? Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you’ll find that it’s reasonably in line with government…
Januar 6, 2021 45 or 82? Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing there said, „We’ve been…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a post office… A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing „Love“ stamps on bright…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you kill the victim? Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do. And they’re…
Januar 6, 2021 In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller… In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of…
Januar 6, 2021 The way he died A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy in a bar The bartender asks him „What’ll you have?“. The guy answers, „A scotch, please“. The bartender hands him the drink, and says „That’ll be five…
Januar 6, 2021 An older woman was in the pastoral study… An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. „Father,“ she said, „How am I going to tell my…