Leroy's homework assignment…

Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences.Here’s what he handed in:HONOR ROLL – We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.PLANET – I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.DISMAY – I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, „DISMAY hurt a little.“OMELETTE – Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.STAIRWAY – When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.MOBILE – I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, „Gimme one MOBILE.“DEFENSE – I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.AFRO – I got so mad at my girly, AFRO a lamp at her.AFTERMATH – I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.LOCKET – I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.DOMINEERING – My girly’s birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.KENYA – I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.DERANGE – DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.DATA – At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, „DATA boy!“COPULATE – I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, „COPULATE!“FASCINATE – My girly’s boobs are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE!BEWARE – I asked the man at the unemployment office, „Is this BEWARE I get a job?“COATROOM – The judge said, „One more outburst like that, and you’ll be thrown out the COATROOM.“DECIDE – I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of babes on DECIDE.