Januar 6, 2021 Rejection Letter Form Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear [____rejectee’s name here_____],I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from…
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Januar 6, 2021 Letter to the Railroad Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day….
Januar 6, 2021 Letter Written Slow A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing this letter slow because I know you can’t read fast….
Januar 6, 2021 Late Payment Letter Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you. You said the bill should have been paid long ago…
Januar 6, 2021 Letter to God Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good…
Januar 6, 2021 There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men… There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:“don’t“ and „stop“.
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Januar 6, 2021 I received a letter from my bank the other day… I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,“This is the last time we’re going to spend a quarter totell you…
Januar 6, 2021 The Letter D Pulls Out The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK–A spokesperson for…