Januar 6, 2021 A pile of one liners! Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents? Santa Paws!Who gives my other…
Januar 6, 2021 Super Looong List of One-Liners! Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d eat pussy every ThanksgivingQ. Three words to ruin a man’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2! Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention…
Januar 6, 2021 More Redneck One-liners! You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, „Hey, Aunt Betty!“ Your kids…
Januar 6, 2021 One-liners for kids. Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have „buck teeth!“
Januar 6, 2021 Statistical one-liners |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.According to recent…
Januar 6, 2021 The math one-liners |Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!Maths…
Januar 6, 2021 The Tyson one-liners |Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to…