Kategorie: little

A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that…

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother „How old are you?“ Mommy says „Honey, women don’t talk about…

One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asleep,and while he was sleeping…

When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God made woman,he made her out…

One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his father came out and saw what the little boy was…

There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on a little redstreet in a little red town. Now this…

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order.“I would like a Sprite,“ said the first little…

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.“My, what big eyes…

A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the floor and…