Kategorie: mamma

Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell „TAXI!“

Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use „The Jaws of life“ to get her INTO her car!

Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!

Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said „Hey, where’s my gumball?“

your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor’s still…

-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.YO MAMMA’S SO…