Kategorie: marriage

|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.Marriage is…

|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give…

|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every…

|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn…

|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or…

|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands….

|There was a man who said, „I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!“Love is one long…

|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the…

|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative,…

|What Exactly Is Marriage?“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents“ -Eric, six…