Januar 6, 2021 Now That We're Married When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, „I love you“. Now that we are married, those…
Januar 6, 2021 Cost to Get Married? The little boy asked his dad one evening, „Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?““I don’t know, son,“ he said. „I’m still…
Januar 6, 2021 Married/Single Man Envy Riddle Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.
Januar 6, 2021 If She Married Him, She'd Be… If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don…
Januar 6, 2021 This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night… This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do. He’s fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife…
Januar 6, 2021 A 70-year-old man has never been married… A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get…
Januar 6, 2021 An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18… An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up…
Januar 6, 2021 The newly married man came home from work… The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee.“Guess what I…
Januar 6, 2021 Six stages of married life Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember
Januar 6, 2021 Was your wife a virgin when you married? „Was your wife a virgin when you married?““I don’t know. Some say yes. Some say no.“