This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?He replies I got the part or a man who has been married for 25 years.His father congradulated him. And then he said „Thats good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!“