Januar 6, 2021 Preventative Medicine Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
Januar 6, 2021 A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St….
Januar 6, 2021 Pneumonia A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.On his…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says… A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, „Doctor, you’ve got todo something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!“ „I wouldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's got my pen? A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to…
Januar 6, 2021 Not a foot An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over…
Januar 6, 2021 Can't remember Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 A mute was walking down the street one day… A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign language, he inquired how…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman visits her physician… A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn. She enters the doctors‘ office and sits down. The PhD…
Januar 6, 2021 Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.