Januar 6, 2021 Sobel goes into the optometrist's office… Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, „I think I need my eyeschecked.“She says, „You’re not kidding….
Januar 6, 2021 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a… This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face. „Doc,“ he says, „I’m worried. It’s that dream. I’m having…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman came to the psychiatrist worried… A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. „Doctor,“ she said, „I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this…
Januar 6, 2021 HEGS The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S“What’s that?“, the patient asks.“It’s a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.“The patient wants to…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychoanalysis One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house….
Januar 6, 2021 Some problems A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:“I’m sorry…
Januar 6, 2021 A memory problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices… Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator…
Januar 6, 2021 Five penises A man goes into a doctor’s office and says „Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!“The doctor says,“Good lord! How do your pants fit?“The man replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 It is worth trying A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. „I tried to be an actress and…