Januar 6, 2021 The Wrong Way As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, „Herman, I just…
Januar 6, 2021 If Men made the Rules 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2….
Januar 6, 2021 The 2 P's What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.
Januar 6, 2021 Women vs. Dogs Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them…
Januar 6, 2021 Men at 35.. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Januar 6, 2021 what men hear when women speak What a woman says: „This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor,…
Januar 6, 2021 50-50 relationship What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!
Januar 6, 2021 sperm Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won’t stop for directions!
Januar 6, 2021 Men say the smartest things when… Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with „A woman once told me…“