Januar 6, 2021 seconds to live Man walks into the Doctors office. „I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die“ Says the Doctor. The…
Januar 6, 2021 82 year old man An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to…
Januar 6, 2021 If Men made the Rules 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2….
Januar 6, 2021 The 2 P's What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.
Januar 6, 2021 Women vs. Dogs Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them…
Januar 6, 2021 The Wrong Way As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, „Herman, I just…
Januar 6, 2021 Men at 35.. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Januar 6, 2021 what men hear when women speak What a woman says: „This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor,…