*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re insensitive.If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it’s a favor.If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re a sexist. If you don’t, you’re unromantic.If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain. If you don’t, you’re a slob.If you buy her flowers, you’re after something. If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re up on yourself. If you don’t, you’re not ambitious.
